Post #4386436
2026-08-05 00:03 UTC
“If you had to have sex with a cow would you rather it be dead or alive? Why?” All Comic Sans, with animated rainbow dots floating alongside the form field. […] [Fernandez said] “We added it in to make it pretty clear that we don’t have a PR department or an HR department,” he said.
Weird flex but ok
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@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 2026-08-05 00:46
Anyone who doubts that authenticity is dead should reference this paragraph.
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@Architeuthis@awful.systems 2026-08-05 06:07
We added it to make it clear that if you get harassed by the people who control whether you get your stipend you are on your own, so please don’t make it a big deal when it happens, ok? That just how it goes in these quirky and fun safe spaces that require you to move into a compound in a different city for extended lengths of time.