Post #4381586
2026-08-02 22:09 UTC
What I appreciate Benson is his ability to communicate very clearly who tops the list of Who Mommy Loves.
Whether by staring at the interloper from the door or by staring* at the interloper from the other side of the bed or by taking a loud rumbly nap UNDER the bed, Benson asserts his derpy, schmoopie presence.
And as soon as the interloper makes moves to leave, Benson is right on their heels until the door closes behind them, as if to say, And another thing! Bye!
We're enjoying the quiet now.
#BensonUpdate
#Shenanigans
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@DeliaChristina@sfba.social 2026-08-02 22:37
Benson: You're not Mommy. You don't smell like Mommy. And he's right. I need to take a shower. I low-key hate the way shenanigans basically temporarily changes fundamental things about a body: our smell, our pH. It's fucking oppressive and rude. It's not like anything of ours goes the other way. Our bodies don't mark them, now, do they? And now I need to air out my bedroom. It smells like dude.