Post #4380816

Just snuck into Mayor Mamdani’s city owned grocery store without an ID—they sent me into eggs aisle. We heard a loud boom from dairy—DaBrie everywhere. In the back room I saw massive lines of coke—right next to the Pepsi. Yet, something still smelled fishy—it was the fresh salmon. Back onto the floor a man with a knife pointed at me—my halal meat order was ready. I grabbed my groceries & self-checked out—giving myself another 10% discount—and made a clean getaway. Qasim - 1, Socialism - 0