Post #4378940
2026-08-04 14:52 UTC
I am DEEPLY disappointed in you all.
I just found out, that due to federal funding cuts, marmot researchers have set up an OnlyFans page*.
Today, you can subscribe to OnlyMarms, which promises “Unfiltered yellow-bellied marmot content from the Rockies” delivered as near-daily photos and videos of chubby, personable marmots (with charming names like Staple, Pawprint, and Cabinet) that give Jimothy the raccoon a run for his money. Viewers can leave monetary “tips” on each post, which are split between the platform and the poster.
*That's not a link to the OnlyFans page. This is
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