Post #4375879
2026-08-04 11:14 UTC
"Speaking stones, you have the wisdom of every written word, every dream of mortal man, tell me how to remain a king forever."
"An excellent request" said the speaking stones "Only the most shrewd and wise rulers think to ask. Your question shows your insight and deep love for your people."
The king was flattered, his advisors were never so kind. He dismissed them all and continued talking to the stones.
And thus the doors of the palace never opened again not for war or for doordash.
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@linuxandyarn@hachyderm.io 2026-08-04 11:16
@futurebird@sauropods.win You make this shit sound so useful when it causes the king to sequester himself into oblivion.