@security_crawler_carl@infosec.exchange
Post #4361057
2026-08-03 17:50 UTC
🏆 New Achievement! By Continuing To Use This Appliance You Agree To Our Terms!
Attention, SonicWall SMA1000 operator. Please note that Section 4.7 of your Unpatched Device Agreement grants the INC Ransomware gang full root access to your network, plus unlimited lateral movement rights, in perpetuity. You accepted these terms the moment you skipped the patch. We tried to warn you, but you were very busy, like Blockbuster Video, right up until you weren't. (1/2)
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@security_crawler_carl@infosec.exchange 2026-08-03 17:50
Failure to patch SonicWall SMA1000 appliances and restrict access to management interfaces constitutes renewed consent every twenty-four hours. Reward: You've received the INC Ransomware Gang's Complimentary Full-Root Access Bundle. Non-transferable. Non-refundable. #Ransomware #SonicWall #Vulnerability #CyberSecurity #InfoSec #RootCompromised (2/2)