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Post #4351269

2026-08-03 10:05 UTC

Things the OS authors don't want you to know: * The #FreeBSD logo is Beastie, because it reminds you to dare, hack, and stop praying. * The #Linux logo is Tux, because even penguins know what it is like to freeze with amdgpu. * The #Windows logo is a window, because that is where you throw the PC goes after the third BSOD. * The #OpenBSD logo is Puffy, because it’s the only fish that takes security more seriously than being edible. * The #NetBSD logo is a flag, because if it boots on your hardware, they claim it as territory. * The #DragonFlyBSD logo is a dragonfly, because every time you explain HAMMER2, people suddenly find somewhere else to be. * The #macOS logo is an Apple, because one bite costs 999$, no 1999$, no 4999$. They soldered the RAM to keep the worms out. * The #ChromeOS logo is #chrome because the operating system is just the browser admitting it won.

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