Post #4346889
2026-08-03 05:51 UTC
A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur
https://www.satyress.com/
So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me
😵💫
I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
Replies (4)
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@darkpixel@infosec.exchange 2026-08-03 06:22
@benroyce@mastodon.social I'd rather have this guy. 🤣️
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@VWDasher@mymasto.com 2026-08-03 05:56
@benroyce@mastodon.social a robot centaur with a chainsaw? Fuck that.
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@AubreyDeLosDestinos@101010.pl 2026-08-03 10:21
@benroyce@mastodon.social They really did themselves a disservice with the looks of it. This should be slapped with all the firefight department logos. And get rid of the damn horns. Other than that, it might actually be a pretty cool robot. Provided it works.
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@davep@infosec.exchange 2026-08-04 12:34
@benroyce@mastodon.social This cracked me up.