Post #4306879
2026-08-01 06:50 UTC
When he was a kid, he never got along with his dad. Other kids would say, "My dad can beat up your dad" and he'd say, "Good, when is he available?"
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@Arapalla@aus.social 2026-08-01 07:02
@kibcol1049@mstdn.social I told the kids at my school my name was Jesus Christ. No one believed me. I said I can prove it, come with me. 30 kids came home with me and we walked into the lounge room to find dad napping in his chair. When I woke him up he looked around and exclaimed, Jesus Christ where did all the kids come from?