@YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems
Post #4303617
2026-08-01 04:56 UTC
So Satyress has been getting the headlines lately for their horrifying ThreeHalves monstrosity. But what I find beautiful is that it appears to have been designed first to be functional and second to be easily disabled in the event of a robot uprising. I wish I was kidding.
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@Architeuthis@awful.systems 2026-08-01 07:08
It’s not fragile and unergonomic, it’s robot-uprising-proof! Also like will the warranty actually cover damages suffered when trying to squash the rebellion?
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@Soyweiser@awful.systems 2026-08-01 11:04
How long will it take before they are bought up by a second company which makes military/police models with these ‘problems’ removed?