If I were Ed Davey, Zack Polanksi or Andy Burnham, right now I would be begging Carol Vorderman to contest the seat as an independent with an anti-corruption platform, similar to Martin Bell against Neil Hamilton in 1997. And do everything to keep the story of Farage, secondary incomes, and suspected bribes in the spotlight at interviews, Question Time and even by using privilege at every session of Westminster, Holyrood, and the Senedd until the by-election.