Post #4281288
2026-07-24 05:21 UTC
He’s passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn’t nailed him to the hospital bed he’d be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!
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@SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 2026-07-24 06:15
Well, we’d better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I’ve had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we’re right out of Senators. … I got a slug?