Post #4271264
2026-07-23 18:19 UTC
Has anyone in the press simply asked “is Mitch dead?” Or are they just asking for updates on his health? Like, there is no fucking update. He’s dead. These fuckers are not only depriving Kentuckians of their representation in Congress, but they’ve also deprived the rest of the country the ability to properly celebrate this asshole’s long awaited demise.
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@FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2026-07-24 03:59
He’s passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn’t nailed him to the hospital bed he’d be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!