2026-09-07 17:49 UTC
"Look, it's very simple," said the third prince. "My brother Gnarlo is going to be king. My brother Grimace is well-suited to be his right-hand man. Me? I want to forge my own path."
"I still don't see...."
"The first prince of the Sundered Valley goblins is Frikaz Moldeater. He'll be king one day, and Sundered Valley is a great spot for adventure - the Sundered Lair is quite popular. Meanwhile, Frikaz is a bit too dumb to know his ass from a hole in the ground...."
#microfiction
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@vanellopemint@mastodon.art 2026-09-08 13:12
"You want to marry this Prince Frikaz?" asked Raven, confused. "Sure! He needs a smart queen who can tell him what's best. There's no one better suited for that job than me - except, of course, for the fact that I'm not a princess. Yet." "Well, if you're sure..." Raven began. "That's just it. I'm NOT sure," said Prince Grungeo. "That's why I want to try it out, on a temporary basis. Exactly like Princess Gnarlo." #microfiction