Post #4262049

“I understand the disposable coveralls and the showers, but why does the decontam mist smell like fly spray?” “It is fly spray.” “What, why? Is pyrethrum some kind of herbal radiation antidote? Is this woo? It sounds like woo.” “No it’s all because of Jason. He was smuggling arthropods to work and putting them through the gamma ray irradiator. Thats why he got fired.” “Why would he do that? “ “Big black market for radioactive critter bites. Where do you think all those supervillains came from last spring?” #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot