Post #4242816
2026-07-30 11:24 UTC
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@moriel@chaosfem.tw 2026-07-30 12:46
Redoing this joke in the style of @MicroSFF@mastodon.art The woman stood crying over the body of her recently deceased husband. She looked up pleadingly at the necromancer and said "Please help! You are my last hope." The necromancer, black robes fluttering in the wind, stepped up to the corpse, and looked at it somberly. Slowly he held out his hand over the body, and in an ominous, deep voice he said "abracadaver!" Color returned to the cheeks of the dead man and his eyes fluttered back to life. His wife's tears became tears of joy as she kissed him and helped him to his feet again. But then she turned to the necromancer and said "Abracadaver? Really? That's the spell?" The necromancer merely shrugged and replied "Magic is in your Will, not your words. You can say whatever you want really. I just like puns" #MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic