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Post #4224649

2026-07-30 03:02 UTC

I’m 25 minutes into ‘Masters of the Universe.’ Literally everything about this movie is worse than it had to be. It’s not even “leaning into what it is” bad. It’s just . . . bad.

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  • @maxleibman@beige.party Thanks for the confirmation. The 80s kid in me really wanted to give it a chance. The "knowing about Jared Leto" in me thought I should give it a miss. You've decided it for me.

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  • @maxleibman@beige.party 2026-07-30 03:52

    Oh, my god. Why am I still watching this? This is the worst. The dialog is astonishingly amateurish. The music alternates between cheap and completely inappropriate. One in twenty of the “jokes” even comes close to landing. Every potential emotional payoff or bit of nostalgia is out of place.

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  • @maxleibman@beige.party The cartoon was stupid as fuck too...not sure why they thought a live-action version would be better.

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  • @maxleibman@beige.party Is it worse than the last one? I will preface by telling you I have pictures of myself with Skeletor at a promo event in a major drug store chain from when I was a small child. And I still remember my disappointment...

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