Post #4222932
2026-07-21 17:45 UTC
I mean, for all you know he had an agent set up to take that cue and send personalized messages to his spouse, boss, and mistress in his current town, letting them all know of his arrival.
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@MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2026-07-22 07:02
“chat i have arrived please text my close ones for me as I cannot bother to do so myself” “OMG Yes!!! Welcome to bestie 🤩🤩🤩. I’m so excited that you’re finally here 🎉. See, I told you everything would be fine. Airline travel is an HIGHLY regulated and statistically safe way of travel. I’m going to start texting about your arrival to your spouses, bosses and mistresses in to let them know. Good luck on the disembarkation, don’t forget to text me IMMEDIATELY when you get of!!”