Post #4209208
2026-07-29 19:16 UTC
Hey, do y'all remember when the Secretary of Scotch Pete #Hegseth was roaming the seas with his bros in the #Navy and blowing up fisherman for fun? I know it seems a lifetime ago, in this, the age of the Kakistocracy Firehose.
Turns out, it was all for naught. Cocaine prices, purity, and supply have not diminished, in fact, prices are going down at the wholesale market. (Good news for the Venture Capital set!)
Honest to Bob, these failsons are so absurd I'm beginning to doubt any of this is real. Maybe I'm in a coma...although man, I don't know if I'm creative enough to come up with *waves hands around* all of this.
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