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this is a note i made in my thunderbird linux app, on Monday, 11 March 2013 at 08:15. yes, ancient history... yet i have not only never forgotten it, but frequently relive the horror, albeit so far there's been no repeat incident afaik. to me, this very very minor truthful personal anecdote is still shrouded in the same level of mystery as some hold for nessie, ufos, yowies, the impossible concept of rwnj decency... and remember the CW, actual names of lady-bits follow, y'know, words with meaning 😱️. This is just weird, & probably plain bonkers. Whilst showering, & doing routine shaving around my vulva, there appeared between my spread thighs, about 100 - 150 mm directly below my vagina in mid-air, a small brown thing bobbing & jiggling about coz of the shower droplets. I assumed it might simply have been a small clump of agglomerated pubic hairs. However, by what was this putative clump dangling; what was holding it up? I went to sweep it away with my hand & (this is the weird bit) was astonished / distressed to see it apparently rapidly travel UP, back towards my vagina, & quite fast! After my frantic hand sweep i did not see it again, whatever it was. Immediately my silly imagination thought "oh shit, spider"! Believing for sure that i am just being completely silly, nevertheless i could not shake this creepy feeling... Do i have a "vagina spider"? I opted to douche-blast out my vagina with the hand-held shower-rose. Eeeeeeeek. 😱️