Post #4189920

@uep@timeloop.cafe @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social 3 HENCHMEN: get in this cell, J Statham. Boss inexplicably wants us to kill you in a few hours, not now. Rest assured, we will though. JASE: Fair enough. Please may I have a sheet of paper to write a message to my unborn child? HENCHMEN: [evil laugh] sure, why not? There you go, 80GSM, A4 bond. [slams door JASE folds the sheet into a very sharp and rigid shuriken. A short time later, all 6 henchman eyeballs are wrecked, 2 necks are snapped, 1 is left alive as a warning]