Post #4185471
2026-07-29 06:18 UTC
Someone hands you a massive watermelon and runs away yelling:
"You need a bigger watermelon!"
There is nothing wrong with the watermelon. You will never see this person again.
#poll
Replies (3)
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@mayintoronto@beige.party 2026-07-29 06:27
Strange people lying in ponds, distributing watermelons ... Sounds like a great system of Government. If you find me on our mutual journeys through life and grant me the gift of a watermelon randomly, I will just crack it open there and then. I don't have the spoons to carry a watermelon around. You're hauling this thing. You are expected to come back and introduce yourself. Then eat watermelon.
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@Linza@kamu.social 2026-07-29 15:04
@mayintoronto@beige.party they went to get a bigger watermelon but it was too big and crushed them
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@Chigaze@cosocial.ca 2026-07-29 14:25
@mayintoronto@beige.party A few posts in my feed after this.