Post #4146895
2026-07-27 21:02 UTC
#Alt4you
A doctor's certificate, excusing "the Entire County of Mayo" from work for 5 days, diagnosis: Suffering from 75 years of bottled-up emotion being released all at once, following Mayo's first All-Ireland title in 75 years.
Symptoms:
- uncontrollable crying
- loss of voice
- emotional exhaustion
- difficulty concentrating
- random outbursts of "Up Mayo!"
Signed Dr Maguire (definitely a real doctor)
@brianhonan@mastodon.social
Replies (0)
No replies.