Post #4144409
2026-07-26 13:38 UTC
[respectfully rinsing off your wife's name after accidentally placing it in my mouth]
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@falcennial@mastodon.social 2026-07-26 13:41
such a graphic turn of phrase. like, why the mouth? "stop tonguing my wife's name!" "quit vibrating my wife's name against your larynx!" "refrain from squeezing my wife's name out of your lungs!" "cease gnashing my wife's name betwixt thy jaws!" all just as visceral, switch it up. "remove my wife's name from upon your lips!"