@georgemonbiot.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
Post #4141489
2026-07-27 08:17 UTC
As you prepare for your holiday outings, please remember Monbiot’s Inviolable Law on Leaving the House:
T = 2A² + 5C²
Where T is time in minutes, A is adults and C is children.
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@georgemonbiot.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy 2026-07-27 08:20
One day, I also intend to uncover the Law of Waistbands, which somehow ensures that my trousers shrink in the winter and expand again in the summer. This is some deep phsysics, which has so far resisted explanation.