Post #4140496
2026-07-27 14:58 UTC
I mean shit, let’s evaluate the major players while we’re here:
- Cloudflare, who never met a nazi they wouldn’t defend
- CrowdStrike, a corporation responsible for a fuckton of severe security breaches just in recent memory
- Hugging Face, a chatbot for teenagers turned pretend research foundation that just got/pretended to get breached by OpenAI
- IBM, the OG techfash corp with a long history of AI grifting (look this up if you want a laugh!) who provided the technology that enabled the holocaust (look this up if you want depression!)
- Microsoft!
- NVIDIA, the only company profiting off of the AI bubble, who turned the global economy into an Enron grift
- OpenClaw, known mostly for being a gigantic pile of layered vulnerabilities that will result in you eventually getting hacked
- motherfucking Palantir, how in fuck does this name get spoken in supposedly polite company
- SpaceX, whose proprietary chatbot generates CSAM and exfiltrates your entire home directory to musk’s servers
Replies (2)
-
@abucci@buc.ci 2026-07-27 15:34
@zzt@mas.to Tangential but: lmfao https://www.ibm.com/watson (includes a handy timeline plot making your point!). See also: lol https://www.ibm.com/products/watsonx
-
@zzt@mas.to 2026-07-27 15:00
almost all of these corporations sell proprietary bullshit and all of them have had horrifying security issues with AI implicated as a primary cause, so who else would be involved in the fucking “Open Secure AI Alliance”