Post #4126332
2026-07-27 01:56 UTC
You can't drop an atom bomb on Chicago? Would they even fucking notice? That's like a hard summer weekend for Chicagoans.
"I need an Osci, thing, I can't read this line, an amplifier, and a Gibson guitar. I"m gonna SHRED to lure the locusts into the sea!"
"You four men go that way to die horribly, we'll go down the nice alleyway, maybe find a locust hooker."
I *love* their little guy in the tank. Name him George.
Play some electronica for him!
#monsterdon #beginningOfTheEnd
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-07-27 02:11
The locusts are active on the south side of Chicago! It's hard to make the locusts menacing when the only shots are of them being cute little guys crawling over each other, probably in a terrarium. ♫ Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet! Hey hey we're the Locusts! ♫ Is the general gonna do anything but stand on this boat? Observation post Mannequin, ready for scooter ride with Kim Cattrall! #monsterdon #beginningOfTheEnd