Post #4126082
2026-07-27 01:40 UTC
"Annihilation?" "Annihilation, HE SAYS THE TITLE."
Ed just has this film reel handy about locusts. He shows it to all his dates, which is why he's single.
"It will attack a man! Look at the bones!"
"Wiped out, you say? TO SHREDS, you say? Horrifically eaten alive?" Ed, I need you to go back there.
Head for Chicago. We'll get a buncha hot dogs, see a Cubs game, the locusts can wait.
#monsterdon #beginningOfTheEnd
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-07-27 01:49
Unrelated crowd footage! That'll make this seem serious. Men, charge! Charge at the green screen, whatever's projected there can't get us all! Not a single shot of a man aims a gun, shoots, shows the locust being exploded. I suppose Berti couldn't really hurt the locusts. YES! EAT THE FLEEING CHILDREN!!! EAT THE BLONDE BATHING! No money shots, but a couple of the shots looked OK. #monsterdon #beginningOfTheEnd