Overheard between a ~6yo girl and her beleaguered dad at the CLT airport: Kid: "When I was in preschool, someone told me they had an iPad that could charge to one thousand percent. Is that even a thing?" Dad (visibly exhausted): "no" Kid: "Is that even a thing now??" Dad: "no" Kid (pensively): "…or they might've just had a really good iPad" Dad: "no"