Post #4112316
2026-07-26 07:31 UTC
Jetlagged in Asda buying Robinsons squash and crumpets and biscuits and other stuff you can't get in america, conveyor belt full of sweets and nonsense like a seven-year-old with unexpected money, look the cashier straight in the eye and tell her I'm not even hungry-shopping
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-07-26 07:40
๐ญ daddy why is pinball daddy posting at half three in the morning is he okay ๐ฆ It's not half three in the morning, it's half eight in the morning now, I altered my UTC offset, I time travelled to a future where a Manchester lad is the prime minister ๐ญ daddy what's going on I don't like it ๐ฆ oh fucking maltloaf, thank fuck