Post #4111915
2026-07-26 12:36 UTC
random person meows at me on telegram (like two weeks ago, I only had spoons to reply now)
I ask if I know them
they don't remember, maybe they were horny (I have "kinky" in my username)
I share my fansly and fedi
they say they're no longer interested, they found a partner in the meantime and don't wanna cheat
I'm like 🤨, say a few words about monogamous people and their arbitrary rules
five messages later they say shit like "my woman" (and make it clear they're a guy) and how they own each other and go on and on about how sex is some special sacred thing
you really can't make this shit up. it'd be funny if I didn't lowkey feel bad for the girl that's now stuck with this guy
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