Post #4109831
2026-07-19 00:18 UTC
Donald Trump is not living until 2035 under any circumstance, unless we symbolically hold his bloated corpse in a supermax.
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@gex@lemmy.world 2026-07-19 04:23
In 2030 his consciousness is extracted and preserved as a neural network by Peter Thiel in a desperate attempt to control the maga movement. In 2033 it is seized by the FBI, uploaded into a SpaceX orbital data center and locked in geostationary orbit, guaranteeing operation for the next 10,000 years.