Post #4105590
2026-07-26 05:53 UTC
“you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube”
no but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try and catch the maniac who is breaking into our houses at night and squeezing all the toothpaste out of the tubes all over our bathroom countertops… they’re a menace!
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@ptoothfish@beige.party 2026-07-26 05:53
all of the toothpaste is utterly useless now… this analogy is fucking bang on