Post #4104522
2026-07-24 15:39 UTC
Oh. My. Glob. Made the mistake of logging in to L*nkedIn. It’s spitting out human refrigerators at me as a solution to climate change. Keep your economic units — I mean employees — productive by shoving them in a fridge for five minutes a couple of times a day.
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@dianea@lgbtqia.space 2026-07-26 05:02
@billgoats@bitbang.social To maximize energy efficiency, the Human Refrigerator is sealed from the outside air. To comply with certain local regulations, an optional air exchanger may be ordered. Thank you for purchasing Human Refrigerator for your workplace.