War, what is it good for?
2026-07-19 01:39 UTC
Alt: bluesky screenshot. The text of the post reads: “Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival”.
The post includes a photo of a woman with glasses wearing a pink t-shirt that says “Anal Bead Tug o’ War Champion”. She is standing outdoors under a canopy or tent, tilting her head back and drinking out of a large glass bottle of Evan Williams. In the background, other festival attendees and camping equipment are partially visible.
Replies (3)
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@someguy3@lemmy.world 2026-07-19 03:11
Requiem for a dream, hillbilly edition.
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@WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2026-07-19 03:23
She won that tug-o-war & all she good was that lousy T-shirt? If she turns around, will we see a shitty “tail”? And was the loser left with a giant gaping hole? Sooo many questions…
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@Godric@lemmy.world 2026-07-19 07:06
That lady is literally the coolest ever!