Post #4095452
2026-07-25 05:08 UTC
Aight, who's your team? Why?
we're gonna pivot hard and reset the mood. Here's some frivolous joy.
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Kool-Aid man
Burger King
Jack Box
Jolly Green Giant
I'm picking Kool-Aid man and the Burger King to defend me because they both seem like nightmares to defend against. Kool-Aid man busts through walls and King literally had an Xbox 360 game about sneaking around. If he shows up behind me it won't be to offer me a Croissan'wich®
Jolly Green Giant seems like he's made for point defense. Easy pick.
Wendy is smart and sassy and I feel like she'd stab someone in a heartbeat, but Jack Box killed his board of directors in his very first commercial.
I'm sorry Wendy.
#meme
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