Post #4078804
2026-07-25 03:31 UTC
The nice lady on Fillmore selling me pants today asked where I lived, and when I told her, she made a concerned face and asked "Is it safe there?" so I replied "I'm the most dangerous thing there," and this is the only answer I will be using from now on.
Replies (6)
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@cryptobeast@infosec.exchange 2026-07-25 05:54
@evacide@hachyderm.io excellent.
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@makerblock@mastodon.social 2026-07-25 03:51
@evacide@hachyderm.io Sounds like an amazing t-shirt "most dangerous thing here"
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@CppGuy@infosec.space 2026-07-25 10:26
@evacide@hachyderm.io Very Walter White: "I'm not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=31Voz1H40zI
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@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al 2026-07-25 03:34
@evacide@hachyderm.io Big "I'm the one who knocks" energy [approvingly]
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@autolycos@beige.party 2026-07-25 03:49
@evacide@hachyderm.io *fistbump*
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@quephird@tech.lgbt 2026-07-25 03:52
@evacide@hachyderm.io That is a seriously badass response, wow…