Post #4076841
2026-07-25 01:16 UTC
“Well, in my Opinion”, forester would say in the exact voice of someone who steals someone else’s lunch from the office fridge, “a bicycle with a motor isn’t a bicycle at all. and in fact I’m suing so that these `computer bicycles` will need to be registered as the cars they, in fact, are. There’s simply no room on American streets for these miniature cars alongside real road bicycles.” and he would finish that sentence as wetly as possible, and then his lawsuit would succeed and the judge would give him a gold metal that says “good boy” on it because the US doesn’t make any sense
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@womble@infosec.exchange 2026-07-25 01:25
@zzt@mas.to he would absolutely appear in court wearing Lycra pants with built-in butt padding and those tiny shoes with clip-ins, so he can clop his way across the courtroom floor like the extremely serious cyclist he was.