Post #4070828
2026-07-24 17:37 UTC
Bill cleared his throat. "Dave, you're kind of scaring us buddy. I'm gonna need you to use Claude."
Dave just shrugged and continued typing.
Bill stood behind Dave's chair, a vein rising on his forehead.
"Dave, use Claude. USE CLAUDE."
Dave peeled one of the cups of his headphones off, not even looking. "Hmm? Oh hey Bill, I'm kind of in the zone right now. If you could just..."
Bill put his hand on Dave's shoulder. "Dave, use Claude or I'm going to have to ask you leave."
Dave's head smoothly rotated 180 degrees, like an owl.
The typing did not stop. Dave just smiled as Bill's jaw dropped in abject horror.
"No."
Replies (4)
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@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space 2026-07-24 17:39
brb writing Claude/ChatGPT slashfics
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@siblingsofthevoid@void.lgbt 2026-07-26 21:18
@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space This is just the place I work at...
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@chirpbirb@meow.social 2026-07-24 17:39
@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space Shudder presents: The Man Who Could Actually Fucking Code
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@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social 2026-07-26 19:55
@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space The professor has shown us how it's done, in all your work just use some form of "Hey, AI go fuck yourself up" in white text.