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Post #4062328

2026-07-24 11:59 UTC

the primary thing you need to know about the Doritos liquor is that they made it by soaking a giant filter bag full of mulched Doritos in a giant vat of the cheapest vodka available, so it tastes like extremely stale chips and Doritos cheese dust that went bad the secondary thing you need to know is that the distiller was going bankrupt at the time so it really is the cheapest vodka available so after the stale Doritos taste you’ll get the taste of gasoline, and any amount of Doritos liquor in your system will cause a weird hangover there are cocktails possible with Doritos liquor! do a highball with Mountain Dew or Coke. you will feel like the idea of gaming. the tertiary thing you need to know about Doritos liquor is flavor triangle https://www.thirtyonewhiskey.com/review-doritos-x-empirical/

Replies (2)

  • @Cali@infosec.exchange 2026-07-24 12:06

    @zzt@mas.to that’s quite the review!

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  • @zzt@mas.to 2026-07-24 12:06

    I encourage you to zoom in if possible on the absolute crash bandicoot twinsanity of the flavor triangle you may ask “is any of this accurate or is it the product of drugs?” and I submit to you that none of the things on this flavor triangle are “unintentional blue cheese”, “gasoline”, or “corn that’s been sitting on the floor for a month”

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