Post #4052912
2026-07-24 03:10 UTC
A fair percentage of my life is spent in various medical waiting rooms and for today's episode I have been conveniently perched opposite a cabinet labelled 'Stationary'.
Taking Special Relativity into account I am pleased to report that the label is quite accurate.
From my point of view the cabinet has not moved, at least not for the last three hours anyway.
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@MsDropbear42@blahaj.zone 2026-07-24 03:25
@Spoon@aus.social yes but have you been blinking at all? you simply would not believe the shocking spacetime malarkey some of these fickle filing furniture items get up to, given half a chance, such as during one's blinks anyway, tis always a good general safety precaution to avoid blinking... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKXLkWrBo7o