Post #4036566
2026-07-23 13:04 UTC
so in php includes and functions are way faster than objects/classes but they want to gas light you into not just writing a function and including it, nah son
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@ug@brain.worm.pink 2026-07-23 13:06
like imagine writing a parser that is an object called ParseTown, mandness, no i just have a function called `parse` with a series of embedded anonymous functions for markdown, bbcode, mfm, emojis, smileys, latex, and mutex ( music latex ) and whatever the fuck else I decide to parse, it just inputs unparsed, inputs parsed, that's how a parser works, wtf am i gonna transsubstainiate a class for? fuck you