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(CUPERTINO, CA) OpenGenomics Inc. today announced that their latest generation of MurderBeast escaped containment during a recent evaluation. "While evaluating the most recently spawned MurderBeast's capabilities, said MurderBeast was able to temporarily disable the containment field and ignore the input of its control collar," OpenGenomics spokesman Alan Packard said. "Unfortunately, as a result, the MurderBeast was able to leave the facility, travel to a nearby Arby's, and murder sixteen people." "OpenGenomics deeply regrets this error, but does note, that this represents state-of-the-art performance on the open MurderBench qualitative assessment."