Post #3996198
2026-07-21 04:22 UTC
🦝 Thys ysse a goode drinke, what pray is inne it
🦊 Ye dandeline and ye burdocke
🦝 and what dost Þou call it
🦊 I call it, ye dandeline and ye burdocke
🦝 Put ye Þat name into the midden with ye rest of thy shit
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-07-21 04:35
The different colours of flavours mean different things between the UK and USA, for example red means strawberry in the UK and cherry in the USA, and purple means blackcurrant in the UK and fucking GRAPE in the USA, and I learned from This Very Thread that this is because blackcurrants were BANNED in the United States, they were an illegal plant The so-called "official story" is because they were a vector for white pine blister rust which threatened the timber industry, but we all know the truth that Americans just can't handle things that taste good. To this day only 0.1% of Americans have ever tasted the delicious forbidden blackcurrant