Post #3942813
2026-07-19 21:49 UTC
My favourite light bulb joke is:
How many Morriseys does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because there is a light and it never goes out.
Every other light bulb joke i hear, the number is arbitrary - it could be 10/100/1000 with no loss to the joke. But "none" and for that reason is the only possible correct answer to that joke.
Replies (3)
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@PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 2026-07-20 04:03
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They’ll just wait for it to burn out and then follow it around for 40 years.
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@horse@feddit.org 2026-07-20 06:19
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins. How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? Also two: one to change the bulb and one to say “I can do that too”.
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@Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2026-07-21 04:35
How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? One but it takes 30 episodes.