Post #3933324
2023-05-12 07:51 UTC
To make up for the notorious lack of #humour on #Mastodon, I'll tell you my all-time favourite joke.
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@quincy@chaos.social 2023-05-12 07:53
Noah told the animals he'd saved: "go forth and multiply". And they did, but he noticed a couple of snakes just sitting in the corner, looking sad. And Noah asked them, "what's the matter"? They said: "sorry, we're adders. we can't multiply". Hearing that, Noah fetched his tools and a few planks from the ship and made them a wooden table: "Here, with a log table even adders can multiply."