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“Battle Stations! Main power is out! Gravity on battery. Damage report” “False alarm Captain, Engineering tripped the Warp Leakage Detector” “Send a distress signal, Warp Leak, Assistance required. Signal abandon—“ “Wait, Captain! An engineering intern put their coffee in the dilithium oven by mistake. No leak.” “These fucking Earth ships, I swear…” “Say again, captain?” “Never mind, carry on. I’ll be in my ranting uh ready room” #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot