Post #3917084

I will put up with any amount of fragile-masculinity marketing gimmicks in exchange for a mop that's just a little bit longer and a little bit stronger. Bring on the camouflage wrap and the tactical torch holder, whatever, so long as you stick another three or four inches on the length I'll lean into the cringe and buy the fucker. GOPS: Mops for Guys™ with a fucking beard brush on the top so you can brush your beard while you gop