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bombardier: "our new train will be called 'talent' because it's very talented at transporting passengers!" siemens: "very nice, we are naming our new train 'desiro', it is a desirable addition to an operator's fleet. alstom: "mmh, so we have decided to –" stadler, crashing through the door and tumbling through the room: "well *our* new train is called 'flirt' because trains are fuggin sexy and you prudes are just afraid to say it... i wanna kiss one so badd,," *silence, bombardier shoots an awkward glance to alstom* stadler: "oh yeah we also have a bilevel version called kiss mmm look at that schakuuu"