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2026-07-18 01:00 UTC

#Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand: Two women (80s?) wearing a delightful assortment of floaty whatnot are walking arm-in-arm down the street. They pass a clothing store window and one booms: "You know my tits were MAGNIFICENT in my twenties." The other nods and smiles: "I remember. They were bloody lovely weren't they?" A man (30s?) is kneeling in front a small human (3?), helping her do up her bike helmet. Small Human is aiding the process by doing a vigorous noodly dance and singing a song about smelly frogs. Dad totally chill. A sausage dog with a very low tum is complimented by a stranger in the street. Sausage Dog's human (80s?) chuckles and says: "Her name is Bossy Bessie after my mother in law!" Bossy Bessie accepting all adoring pats as her due. In a park: A small human (5?) is telling mum that "IT'S COOOOLD!" Mum says, "If you ran REALLY fast to that tree and back you'll warm up." Small Human leaps into action. Seen still warming up ten minutes later, no signs of stopping, while Mum reads a paperback and enjoys a take away coffee. A small human (3?) wearing a fleece unicorn onesie is given a bagel by Dad. Gripping it with both hands, she emits a triumphant ominous cackle and then takes a big CHOMP, chewing with maximum enjoyment. (Continued Below)

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  • @georgepenney@sunny.garden 2026-07-18 01:00

    Any typos spotted would like to report that they've discovered that unicorns are the bagel's natural predator. If typos spotted, they'll be patting a magnificently sausagey sausage dog with the lowest of tums. She's a very good dog. Also, the typos would like to report that they have a rather marvellous Patreon. And while it doesn't have magnificent tits, it does have over 600 pretty magnificent Spotted posts and stories to keep you amused. https://www.patreon.com/georgepenney Or if you'd like to support the typos in their roaming and bagel eating unicorn spotting, they have a Buy Me a Coffee too: https://buymeacoffee.com/georgepenney

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